The Big Book of Submission Audiobook!

Hey, Lurid Listeners! For your aural pleasure here is a taste of Rachel Kramer Bussel’s,  The Big Book of Submission: 69 Kinky Tales Audiobook. Now available in Audible and iTunes! Subscribe to Audible today and get your 30-day trial and receive this audiobook for FREE!

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Mine by Roxanna Cross

Toasted Marshmallows by Tilly Hunter

Dear Sir by Kay Jaybee

Spider by Valerie Alexander

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Enter to Win!

The sexy traveling library is back in my hands, but she is eager to find her forever home! if you want to enter to win the autographed copy of The Sexy Librarian’s Big Book of Erotica, get in touch with me via email: thekissmequicks(at)gmail(dot)com, Facebook or Twitter and I will enter your name into the drawing.

drawing will be held on Friday, may 1st! Good luck!!


Allen Dusk and Rose Caraway – Face to Face

Hey Everybody! The amazing Allen Dusk and his lovely wife came for a visit this weekend! To finally meet my favorite gruesome darling, “in the flesh” totally made my weekend. Allen and I have worked together on several projects including a couple of The Kiss Me Quick’s erotica podcast episodes, a couple of audiobooks, and he was one of the contributing authors in The Sexy Librarian’s Big Book of Erotica! What a joy to actually have this man locked in my recording studio, unable to get away–er, to offer the scoop on his past/present/future writing projects. It is with great respect and pride that I present an author who puts my two favorite genres–erotica and horror together; a creator who doesn’t want his readers to get too comfortable… Allen Dusk!

Allen and Rose In Studio

If you want more from Allen Dusk, make your selection below…
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The Royal Mail Brought Sexy Back To Me!

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I waited until Monday morning, after I dropped the kids off at school before making the trip to my P.O. box. Then I waited until today to open a precious package. It took all of my will-power to wait this long.

Jannine AshblessI knew exactly what was waiting for me when I got back from vacation, and it was killing me. It was something very special that I couldn’t wait to get my hands on. Something so damned awesome that I actually considered calling a family member to run to the post office to retrieve it for me, just so that it would be on my desk the second I walked through my office door. But I held back. You know how absence makes the heart grow fonder? Well, I savored the idea of making that trip to the post office myself. When I finally got there Monday morning, I relished the tinny twist as the key turned in lock of the door marked #2962. When that metal barrier opened I found another key. A parcel key. It was like I had won a prize from the UK.

Kay JaybeeNow, anyone who uses a P.O. box knows what I’m talking about. There’s a certain thrill you get when you see a parcel key. All the junk mail beneath it instantly catches fire (in our minds, of course) because nothing else in that box is as important as that parcel key lying there… waiting. This sort of treasure hunt retrieval process heightens the senses, we smile like fools as we then follow that seemingly mystical key to its corresponding magic portal.

Well, it is with the utmost joy and pride that I present the final two UK authors featured in The Sexy Librarian’s Big Book of Erotica who have autographed this Sexy Traveling Library. Introducing, Janine Ashbless who wrote, Three Legs In The Evening and Kay Jaybee, the author of, Taped. Ladies, thank you so much for signing your stories and sending me your pics! You are incredibly generous, lovely women! xoxo!

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She’s back home in Sacramento California!

Really quickly, I want to take this opportunity to thank all the authors who were able to participate in this adventure; for autographing their stories, and having fun with their pics and sexy inscriptions! I am so honored and truly proud of our project. I enjoyed all the interviews too! Thank you all for your dedication and enthusiasm!

Rachel Kramer BusselBook Swap
Janine Ashbless - Three Legs In The Evening
Michael LewisThe Contest
Chase MorganThe Secret Game
Tamsin Flowers - POW! It’s Shibari Girl!
Kristina WrightVivi And The Magic Man
Heidi ChampaSecond Look
Kay JaybeeTaped
DL KingLauren’s Journey
Emily BinghamA Perverted Fairy Tale
Allen Dusk - Shades Of Desire
Salome WildeMoonshine Ballad
KD GraceCherries in Season
Olivia ArcherThe Perfect Massage
Lynn TownsendFull-Frontal Neighbor
Katya Harris - The Whole of Me
Kelly Maher - Notes on a Scandal
(I signed too!)
Rose Caraway – The Mating Chamber

So, now, it is time for my favorite part.
Now… it is time to give away this Sexy Library
containing 18 AUTOGRAPHS!

Drawing will take place Friday, may 1st!

If you want to enter to win, CONTACT me now!


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The Sexy Librarian’s Big Book of Erotica
Edited by Rose Caraway

Imagine a library — a very special one run by a librarian whose only concern is pleasing her patrons. In fact, this librarian will stop at nothing to service her readers. To that end, she has carefully collected a fantastic and fantasy-filled set of stories guaranteed to satisfy literary lusts in The Sexy Librarian’s Big Book of Erotica. This voracious volume is simply bursting at the binding with amorous archives and bibliophilic bliss; it is a veritable dictionary of desires, with stories by top eroticists Rachel Kramer Bussel, Tamsin Flowers, and Salome Wilde, as well as Rose Caraway, the sexy librarian herself.

This is my desk. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

This Is My DeskMy desk is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My desk, without me, is useless. Without my desk, I am useless. I must sit at my desk true. I must focus straighter than my enemy; distraction. I must ignore his call as his aim is to consume me. I will…

My desk and I know that what counts in story is not the interminable minutes we sit, the noise of our out-loud ramblings, nor the smoke we make from grinding pencil over paper during furious thought. We know that it is the story that counts. We will create…

It is good to be back! I didn’t want to leave Arizona, but as I am sipping coffee from my Kartchner Caverns souvenir coffee mug, catching up on correspondence, I am also enjoying the dogs sleeping at my feet, the cat meowing at me from my inbox, the sound of of the pump from my giant fish tank. I’m reminiscing on the whirlwind vacation I have just returned from and reminded of how much I love sleeping in my own bed, drinking my flavor of tap water, and… sitting at my desk. It is my space–more intimate sometimes than my bed–where I find myself more exposed than anywhere else. The new discoveries over these last ten days will make my blood buzz with adrenaline for a while to come because I’ve built memories that won’t ever fade, but in the end it is always good to return home.

Leaving the nest and stretching my legs–my horizons builds a better me, allows me to exist with stronger confidence and recognize that the world beyond my usual walls is incredibly freeing. Having the freedom to explore is different than sitting at my desk and dreaming of it. Imagining. Everywhere we went in Arizona was by scenic route and I cherished every second of it. I tried to will time to stand still so that I could soak every detail up, store it away in the vault of my memory. Yet, somehow, time slipped by. At times it soared by before I could grab hold. If anyone knew how many pictures I took… Each and every pit stop along the way, all the junk food we ate *groans*, all the sights we saw, all the conversation…

Arizona was beautiful in all its dry, purple mountained–prickly vastness. I could see myself living there for a month or three at a time. (Hmm, winter in Arizona, summer in Washington or Oregon… might be a thing.) As I stated earlier, I didn’t want to leave. But as I sit here, returned to my desk I am reminded that my desk is my creative space. And, it needs me to step away from it, regularly, but I must always return, dedicated. It is where my heart resides, too. I must stay true to my craft and own my space–no matter it’s state of cleanliness. I need to get out, take in the world around me, both near and far. I must leave the boundary of my desk in order to return to it refreshed, brimming with all the words that want nothing more than to spill from my brain and fingertips, from my pencil onto my paper, from my keys onto my screen.

It feels good… no–great to be back home. To sit at my desk. It feels a little like a throne. I am the Majesty here. From here, I can scrawl worlds upon worlds of endless desire and know that real exploration and desire have created them.

Even now though, I cannot wait until my next adventure. But first, and before I get to all the correspondence and such, Big Daddy needs to run me a bath, make me a sandwich, and tend a few other more pressing duties that he’s neglected over the last several days.


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Rose and Big Daddy at Biosphere II


Strength Comes In Vermillion

Sexy Librarian's Blog-Cast

Direct Download (Rt-clk > SaveAs) 

Hello Everyone! I have another episode of The Sexy Librarian’s Blog-cast here for your listening pleasure. Big Daddy and I begin with announcing that we are going on a camping trip to the Grand Canyon. Then we get into first crushes, the color Vermillion, being held at knife-point, bullys, how real life experiences play into a writers stories, and how we are raising our kids to be strong and sex positive. Then, as usual, we completely spin off into all kinds of topics. Big Daddy rants about legalizing drugs, expresses his disdain for Apple & Samsung and then we chat about our favorite 90’s sitcoms.