Dalia’s Toy by Corrine A. Silver

daliahs-toy_corrine-silver“Come Again: Sex Toy Erotica” edited by, Rachel Kramer Bussel, is now available in audiobook format! To celebrate, we’ve been offering up a few stories from the Come Again anthology, and even completed one of the biggest, sexiest giveaways ever! Congratulations to all those who won autographed copies of the book, and all the audiobook winners too! We are now wrapping up this celebratory audiobook release with one more, super sexy story from the Come Again collection, just for you Lurid Listeners!

Today’s story is by lovely, Corrine A. Silver titled, “Dalia’s Toy”.

Eric is hosting poker night for his buds, while his wife, Dalia is out having drinks with her girlfriends. Later, Dalia calls Eric after she’s had a few drinks, to announce—much to Eric’s surprise, that she’s going to a sex toy store that’s just around the corner. Eric can’t stop thinking about what kind of sex toys his not-so-sexually adventurous wife plans to buy. When his tipsy wife returns home with a bag of sex toys, Eric quickly becomes Dalia’s toy…

Interested in more Erotica audiobooks, check out these sexy titles!

the-sexy-librarians-dirty-30The Sexy Librarian’s Dirty 30 Vol.1
Edited by: Rose Caraway
Forget the card catalog just for tonight. Come to the back of the library, peruse The Sexy Librarian’s private stacks. Still smart and edgy, with just the right amount of moxie, these stories illustrate the limitless imagination of some of the best erotica authors today. Allow The Sexy Librarian to introduce you to some of her favorite and most trusted Erotica authors, who understand that sometimes you like it hot, intelligent, and occasionally, very, very…dirty!

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Edited by: Rachel Kramer Bussel
In the latest collection from award-winning editor Rachel Kramer Bussel, sex toys take on a life of their own as they bring couples, singles, and strangers to new heights of pleasure. From two couples who happen to share the same remote-controlled device, to some very hot rocks, a perfectly icy bed, a Superman dildo, and a day in the life of a very lucky vibrator. This fun collection will give you plenty of ideas for toys you’d like to try, and ones you wish someone would invent! From “The Secret Shopper” and “The Cure for the Common Lay,” these stories in Come Again are best heard with your favorite sex toy handy.

dirty-datesDirty Dates: Erotic Fantasies For Couples
Edited by: Rachel Kramer Bussel
What happens when date night involves a blindfold, a corset, handcuffs, or a spanking? The couples in Dirty Dates combine kink and romance in this collection of erotic stories that provides plenty of ideas for your next sexy outing. Your 50th date can be even hotter than the first ones if you play by the rules of Rachel Kramer Bussel, which means NO rules at all except for an emphasis on pure pleasure. Rachel Kramer Bussel has quickly become America’s favorite erotic writer with dozens of best-selling books, awards, and deeply satisfied listeners to her credit. Dirty Dates is a delectable collection of stories redolent with romance featuring two people in lust. From first dates to long-term lovers to hook-ups and missed connections, the common theme is coming together in every sense of the word!

“Dare You To” by Jillian Boyd

Hey, Lurid Listeners!

We’ve got another episode up over at the KMQ podcast, where we’re celebrating Rachel Kramer Bussel’s Come Again: Sex Toy Erotica audiobook release!
Today’s episode is titled, Dare You To, written by the lovely Jillian Boyd.

Fiancés, Kat and David are suffering from the stress of planning their upcoming wedding. With several decorative components still looming, Kat decides that, daring one another to wear sex toys while at work or while out running last minute wedding errands—without getting caught—or else they have to pay a penalty, will be just the thing to relieve all that built-up pre-wedding stress. From personal vibrators to glass butt-plugs, vibrating balls to not-so-inconspicuous nipple clamps with bells, David and Kat are about to see if they can each complete the others dare…

If you want to enter to win either an autographed copy of Come Again: Sex Toy Erotica (signed by Rachel Kramer Bussel), or the audiobook version (narrated by Rose Caraway), email Rose at: thekissmequicks (at) gmail (dot) com. Type; Come Again Giveaway in the subject line.

This #Giveaway ends on October 24th.dare-you-to_jillian-boyd

the-prototype_malin-jamesICYMI: Last week’s episode kicked off the beginning of the “Come Again” promotion, featuring a story by returning KMQ fan-favorite, Malin James. Have a listen to The Prototype here:

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And in NEW NEWS!
Our production company, Stupid Fish Productions now has an official landing page! Woot! Woot! We couldn’t be more excited!
StupidFishProductions.com is where to go for all our major announcements for upcoming publications, including our entire library of Erotica. There we will also continue to host our wonderful Erotica blog tour series, featuring contributing authors’ #SexySnippets, #WriterlyWisdoms, and other fun #BehindTheScenes posts!

Most recently the incredibly talented, Adrea Kore visited, discussing the inspiration behind her brilliant, sexy, ‘based on real life’ story, Dance For Me (as featured in our latest publication, For The Men anthology). We’ve got more #SexySnippets on the way, so sign up to receive our newsletter over at our new site:  StupidFishProductions.com so you don’t miss out!

Signing up for the StupidFish newsletter will also get you a heads up on our latest Sexy Librarian interviews and our latest Calls For Submissions.

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And speaking of ‘Calls For Submissions’. The Sexy Librarian, Rose Caraway is ready to put together another stunning library of Erotica. The official Call has been posted. Check out the guideline details here: The Sexy Librarian’s Dirty 30, Vol.2.
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Lastly, have you had a chance to check out our latest Ebook publication? For The Men And The Women Who Love Them is now available in; Amazon, iTunes, Smashwords, Barnes & Noble, and very soon in Audible.
Our For The Men anthology blog tour is in full swing!
Head over to StupidFishProductions.com for more steamy #SexySnippets and insightful #WriterlyWisdoms!

 

#Sexy Snippet “Breasted” by Landon Dixon

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The amount of writerly talent out there is immeasurable. With an endless sea of writers, each bringing with them their own individual styles and personalities, I was particularly struck by Landon Dixon’s…unusual language. His contributing tale, Breasted made me laugh until my face cracked. (I may have even cackled.) Today, I want to highlight Landon Dixon’s ability to make me laugh, snort, and smile ridiculously big as he clearly revels in disrupting the literary norm with his use of elaborate, artistic, knee-slapping erotic prose. I hope you enjoy today’s #SexySnippet, and this dab of #WriterlyWisdom by Landon Dixon.

#WriterlyWisdom
“Make A List”
by Landon Dixon

This is how I always write, and talk, and act.

Just kidding. Breasted was originally written for a magazine that specialized in women’s large breasts; but, unfortunately, they’d stopped using fiction by the time I sent in the story. Since I’d sold other stories to this magazine, and other bra-busters like it, I’d, yes, actually compiled a three-page list of synonyms for breasts, about 100 or more in total; everything from ‘lung warts’ to ‘laden saddlebags’. The style of story-telling reflects my love of pulp magazines and paperback hardboiled crime fiction, as well, and the prose used therein. Frankly, I enjoy writing in this style, with a tongue-in-cheek (and between bazongas) humorous slant, and find it very easy to do so.

#SexySnippet
“Breasted”
by Landon Dixon

I clutched Samantha’s huge, creamy-white tits. Squeezed them. Kneaded them. Sucked on the rigidly pointing pink nipples—filled my hands and my face. The babe was stretched flat on her back, on the bed—me on top of her, all over her tits. I’ve got a raging penchant for stacked broads, and this one was double-decker material.

“Fuck me, Jake!” she pleaded, writhing her blonde head around on the pillow. “Please, stick your cock inside me and fuck me!”

We were both naked, my molten rod branding her sodden pussy fur. “Not yet, baby!” I gritted. “Not ‘til I’ve worked over your luscious boobs to my heart’s content.”

I’ve been a breast man since my days back in the orphanage with the volunteer wet nurses, and Samantha had two of the biggest, boldest, firmest jugs I’d ever laid eyes or hands or lips on.

I slammed Samantha’s knockers together so that her chest and the bed shook. Then I splayed my tongue across both of her rubbery jutters at once, clenching the meat and teasing the tips.

She moaned, squirmed. Her giant breasts were sensitive as I dug my fingernails into the thick, hot masses and sucked on the pressurized caps—mouthing one nipple and tugging the other. They tasted just as delicious as they looked, I realized then that the woman’s pink pebbled areolas spanned as wide as my four fingers.

Her eyelids fluttered and her mouth gaped open. “Please, Jake! Fuck my pussy!”

My dick was more than willing and able. But it needed a little more greasing than the grinding her moist, matted pussy fur was providing. I jumped up onto my knees, straddled her heaving, heaped chest and sat down on her wet, handled tits. I rode high, soft and hot, teetering as she sucked air into her overdeveloped lungs in large gasps. Then I tilted downwards and stuck my cock into her mouth.

Samantha’s squirming red lips sealed tight around my swollen veined shaft quickly, and she started sucking. She eagerly bobbed her beautiful head forward, gobbling up more of my prong. I was stretched out and pointed downward, throbbing to my full length, and she fully consumed me with an appetite as big as her jugs.

I reveled in the wanton wet heat of her mouth and throat for a while, staring down at her bulged cheeks and flared nostrils, the wild look in her eyes. Then I pulled out. “Easy, baby,” I said, dripping into her canyonesque cleavage. “Give me a chance to get a good seat on your knockers.”

Angry impatience, rapacious hunger filled her glaring blue eyes. As I adjusted my bare butt on her more than ample chest cushions, wholly enjoying the velvety feel of the rounded smooth jug skins against my bristled buttocks, her over-engorged nipples tickled against my big, hairy, hanging balls. I found the sweet prop spot, settled in, riding high on her hooters, cock pronging skyward.

“Back in the saddle,” I sang. Then angled my thick rope of dick downward again, reentering the plush, heated confines of the babe’s mouth.

She instantly sucked, ravenously, wet-vaccing my dong like she’d bite it off if I dared try to jerk it out of her mouth again. I thrust my hips back and forth, helping her take me still deeper, along her wet, budded tongue and down past her fat tonsils. I grabbed onto her hair to steady myself, riding her tits at a trot, canting cock down her throat, using her silky blonde strands as a bridle.

She urgently sucked forward and back, shoved her mountainous mambas together so that I shot up still higher, her ultra-stiff nipples pressing into either side of my sack. I bucked, yelped, flung my head back, riding roughshod.

The woman’s maw was wet wanton heaven, her tongue a smooth sliding snake. My nipple-teased balls boiled with tension.

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#ICYMI: Last week’s #SexySnippet was of Jade A. Waters’, 73A and her #WriterlyWisdom regarding Tension and Desire.

“FOR THE MEN AND THE WOMEN WHO LOVE THEM”

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Come Again: Sex Toy Erotica
Edited by Rachel Kramer Bussel
Narrated by Rose Caraway

the-prototype_malin-jamesWe are celebrating the release of our latest audiobook!
Rachel Kramer Bussel’s, Come Again: Sex Toy Erotica. There’s a new episode up on the podcast. Malin James returns to the KMQ with her contributing story, “The Prototype”.

Come Again #Giveaway
If you want to enter the drawing to win either a copy of  the “Come Again” anthology, autographed by editor Rachel Kramer Bussel, or the audiobook, narrated by me, just email me at: thekissmequicks (at) gmail (dot) com. Type ‘Come Again Giveaway‘ in the subject line, and let us know which you’d like to win! *This giveaway ends October 24th.