So, you think your inbox is big enough to handle Eddie “The Auger” Harley.

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Tool: Eddie ‘The Auger’ Harley’s Misadventures in Porn” is finally ready and has been delivered to all the beautiful “Lurid Listeners” who’ve left lovely reviews in iTunes, Amazon and Audible for any of my audio books. Thank you all for your support, it’ means the world to me.

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Synopsis:
Eddie “The Auger” Harley realized early on in life that he was not a man of high intellect or numerous talents. In fact, if you asked him, he’d tell you that he had one purpose in life; to be the giver of pleasure, the bringer of ecstasy.

And nobody works harder to fulfill their calling than Eddie.

With a heart of gold, an unabashed love of the female orgasm, and a never say die attitude, not to mention an unusually large cock, Eddie is determined to help his best friends, Francisco and Dickey wrestle away the fledgling porn company, “Lurid Productions” from Chuck and his jealous, vengeful wife, Gayle.

Follow Eddie as he anxiously awaits his turn in a ten man line suck, clumsily tries to keep his composure and balance on the roller-skating rink porn set and gets pushed to his very limits by the powerful “Tahitian Demoness” speed skater, Tamika. And much, much more!

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