Hey Lurid Listeners! Welcome back to another episode of The Kiss Me Quick’s Erotica Podcast. Today I have my very first Fan-Fic piece, based on Sylvester Stallone’s The Expendables. I have always had a soft place in my heart for 80’s Action-Adventure movies. But, they always seemed to be missing one element–sex. So, I have taken it upon myself to create my own version. I do hope you enjoy. I’ve constructed this story in the same fashion as the movies are. Action, tension, guns, cliches, and, of course my favorite element–erotica. I’ve also dropped my own easter eggs, as Stallone did in his original movies–my little call-backs to some memorable movies or characters that I have a special love for.
Here is the cast of my erotic-action-adventure:
Barney Ross: Sylvester Stallone
Lee Christmas: Jason Statham
Gunner: Dolf Lungren
Tool: Mickey Rourke
Hail Caesar: Terry Crews
Crenna: My added character
I’d like to thank the following musical artists:
Nine Inch Nails
And the feature Credit song Middle Aged Youth by The Flesh Lights.